Robert Downey Jr. attempts a traditional Bavarian dance while wearing lederhosen at the Iron Man 3 photocall in Germany. And yes, this is real life.
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in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
More of my Jacky baby <3
My goal in life is to be this kind of parent.
the best tumblr has to offer
yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this
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One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most beautiful pair of socks and I thought, “I just have to buy this”. So when I did, and I was at the counter, the cashier told me, “You can get another pair of socks for a half off since we’re having a special sale.” So I did, I went and got another pair of socks and then they told me, this time, that if I buy another pair of socks, I’ll get another pair of socks for free…And so I bought another socks to get another pair of socks for free and they told me again that if I buy another pair of socks, this time, they’ll let me have two pairs of socks for free. And I did. So by the end of the day, I had bought about 7 pairs of socks and no new suits or shirts. And I thought to myself, “This is my life now. Spending money on socks.
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in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
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I literally had to get up. leave the room, bury my face and i towel and scream
Crying hysterical tears
lolololololololol
